Runners are crazy.
- Friend: Describe your usual run for me.
- Me: I usually procrastinate running for a good hour before I get ready. Tight spandex that are uncomfortable. The entire time I don't have anywhere to put my phone or keys. My legs usually give in about half a mile in but I have to push through the pain. I get shouted at from cars, the weather is never on my side. It feels like your lungs are going to explode and by the time I'm done I'm drowning in so much sweat that I repulse people.
- Friend: And, you, you like that?
- Me: Absolutely! I recommend it to everyone!